"I can’t believe 2 chickens died yesterday :("
"I hate work I’m so sick of that fucking place"
"I should pick up the house before babe gets home"
"Should I smoke a bowl now or later?"
"is it Thursday yet? I want my N64 to come in :)"
I was trying to find Pickles a pickle costume for Halloween but I can only seem to find pictures of costumes & no website that sells one. :(
things i don’t own enough of
• make up
• other useless things that will get me nowhere in life but I want them
|—||Martin Luther King Jr. (via hqlines)|
My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.
how hard did she throw that